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HELP why doesn't kfc have takeout near my area :(
Dear client who doesn't have KFC takeout near their area, Thank you for asking this significantly important question. Fortunately, we...
Nov 29, 2023


What should I do when I am too fat? I tried to exercise and eat less but I am still very fat.
Dear questioner, First off, remember that although it’s very important to have a healthy diet, exercise often, and not become obese, it...
Nov 29, 2023

Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games or unlimited games but no bacon?
Hey! Thanks for your question; it’s very insightful. Are you talking about video games in this scenario or just games in general? Because...
Feb 23, 2023

Do the French actually eat croissants everyday?
Hi, According to my research, Croissants are a pastry that is widely associated with France and French cuisine. However, the idea that...
Feb 23, 2023


What is your favorite recipe to make?
Dear questioner, This is a tricky question to answer; after all, there are so many great dishes out there, how on earth am I supposed to...
Nov 11, 2022


Why does McDonalds’ ice cream taste so good?
Dearest client, This is a great question, but sadly I do not eat McDonald's, so let's talk about this more scientifically and...
Nov 11, 2022

How do I make dumplings?
Hello Friend! To make a dumpling you need dough, filling, and most importantly the ability to mush the dough and filling together to make...
Apr 13, 2022


How does one operate without coffee
Hey - MY MY MY I am glad you asked. To truly be independent of coffee one would need to get sufficient sleep. To get sufficient sleep one...
Apr 13, 2022


Is fruit addiction an actual thing? If it is, how do you remedy it?
Hi! “Fruit addiction” isn’t an actual thing, but an addiction to the sugars in the fruits is definitely a thing. Fruits contain a lot of...
Apr 13, 2022


If you were paid 50RMB for every rat you consumed...
...within 24 hours and were granted the ability magically conjure up an infinite quantity of rat-based dishes during that time period,...
Jan 19, 2022


What kinds of insects would you be willing to eat?
Hi! The insect has to be edible first, so I think I would rather eat snails. I remembered that I had eaten garlic butter snails before,...
Dec 8, 2021


Where is the best place to get wok done in school?
Hey! The best place to get wok done in school is definitely the kitchen. I’m sure Sodexo would be more than willing to help you out :)...
Nov 10, 2021


Why is pumpkin halloween?
Hey - I’m sure most of us wonder the same thing each Halloween. Well, the story involves the Devil, a turnip, and an Irish man named...
Oct 27, 2021

What is the meaning of life?
“The meaning of life is like Pizza; you put your meaning on your life, just like you put topping on Pizza dough. By the way I hate...
Oct 27, 2021


Is cereal soup?
Dearest client, As you are not asking for the technical definition or conclusion, I will refrain from using outside sources to guide me...
Oct 27, 2021
Is a burger technically a sandwich?
Dearest client, The submission of this question has been greatly appreciated. We, as licensed philosophers contributing to the answers at...
Oct 13, 2021





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