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How do I figure out my birthday?
How do you determine your birthday? Well that appears to be the question, isn’t it? I mean, you can rely on eyewitness testimony or...
Mar 21, 2024


Why do some people smell so bad it stinks up the whole room
Dear Client, Body odor happens when bacteria on your skin come in contact with sweat. Reasons for people to stink may be because they...
Feb 22, 2024

what are the best hairstyles that don't make one look like a frat boy?
Hi client, thank you for the question. Hairstyles that make you look like a frat boy usually consist of looking very high maintenance...
Nov 29, 2023

HELP why doesn't kfc have takeout near my area :(
Dear client who doesn't have KFC takeout near their area, Thank you for asking this significantly important question. Fortunately, we...
Nov 29, 2023


What should I do when I am too fat? I tried to exercise and eat less but I am still very fat.
Dear questioner, First off, remember that although it’s very important to have a healthy diet, exercise often, and not become obese, it...
Nov 29, 2023


To be or not to be?
That is the question. Citations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare
Nov 29, 2023


Why is the ocean full of white foam?
For a Curious Mind, Sea foam is created in a healthy ocean environment, and is completely harmless to humans (for the most part). It is...
Nov 29, 2023


If we conclude that there is some knowledge we should not pursue on ethical grounds...
If we conclude that there is some knowledge we should not pursue on ethical grounds, how can we determine the boundaries of acceptable...
Nov 29, 2023

If someone died in a living room, is it still called a "living room"?
Hey, thanks for the question and I really appreciate the intriguing/somewhat humorous connotation it brings. By saying that the term...
Nov 29, 2023

What is your answer to the Trolley Problem?
Hi! The Trolley Problem refers to the ethical dilemma where you have the choice to pull a lever, which saves five people tied down to a...
Nov 29, 2023

how to get good at twerking?
Hello! The act of twerking has embedded itself into modern media such as music, entertainment videos, and exercise. Twerking can look...
Apr 14, 2023

Is french a dying language?
Hello, thank you for your question! French might not be a universal language and it seems unlikely to become one anytime soon but it is...
Apr 10, 2023


How do parents choose baby names?
Hey! Thanks for your question! How parents choose baby names is a great question that I'm afraid I can't speak on with personal...
Apr 10, 2023

Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games or unlimited games but no bacon?
Hey! Thanks for your question; it’s very insightful. Are you talking about video games in this scenario or just games in general? Because...
Feb 23, 2023

Should i shave my head bald i’m going bald anyway?
Dearest client, The world of hair is elusive, particular, daring. Truly, innate human fragility and unstable emotional whims mean that a...
Nov 11, 2022

Why is a delivery made by a car called a "shipment" but a delivery made by a ship called "cargo"?
Hello, dear reader, your question is actually quite interesting! Despite often being conflated in casual conversation, ‘shipment’ refers...
Nov 11, 2022


How do I get more clouted? Please I need this
Dearest client, Ah, what a relatable question. I’m sure this inquiry has run through every pubescent teenagers’ heads before at some...
Jun 14, 2022


I feel like I am the hottest person in my school and I feel like my friends get really jealous...
of me. How do I get them to understand that its okay to be unattractive compared to me? Thank you! Helloooooooo, So I totally feel like I...
Apr 13, 2022


What are some over used slang? and what are some cool catchphrases
Hey! I’m going to present you 3 overused slangs that you should probably know, and 3 cOoL catchphrases. I’ll present them, explain them,...
Apr 13, 2022


What would you name your boat if you had one?
Hi friend! If I had a boat, it would be coming from my parent’s bank account because (unfortunately) I do not have the money to afford...
Apr 13, 2022





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