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How do I differentiate between platonic and romantic attraction?
Dear reader, The complicated part about this question is that there is a very thin line between platonic and romantic interest. With...
Mar 23, 2024

This is probably the worst time to ask this, but how should I (as a senior) tell my crush about how I feel and when should I do it? considering we're probably never going to see each other again.
Dear Questioner, If you have feelings for someone, and you’re not sure what to do, don’t stress it too much. Odds are they like you back....
Mar 21, 2024

What do girls look for in a guy?
Dear Questioner, Hey, man, I was going to make this satire, but as I sat over my computer googling hippie slang and Andrew Tate quotes...
Jan 17, 2024

What are the best pickup lines?
Dear helpless romantic, So you’re lookin’ to pick up some hot dates, huh, buddy? Lookin’ to score some muy bien muchachos? Well, you’ve...
Dec 13, 2023


bro为什么我们学校很多美女却没有帅哥
Dear client, Bro, 你得知道, first of all no boys wear makeup to school. The difference makeup can make is insane. Secondly, your standards...
Nov 29, 2023

How do I simp for my teachers without making them hate me?
Hi, thank you for the question. I don’t think you should simp for your teacher because it is important to maintain a healthy relationship...
Nov 29, 2023

what colour represents love the best?
Dear client, This question could have a very straightforward answer: red. It’s everywhere on Valentine’s Day, and personally, I believe...
Nov 29, 2023


Two guys like me at the same time what should I do?
Dearest client, Thank you for the question! Go on dates and enjoy your time together while doing the same things. It's best to find...
Nov 29, 2023


Do teachers know which students are crushing on each other?
Hey! For sure! Most teachers know more than they let on; honestly, I think most students overestimate how “slick” they are. Have you ever...
Apr 10, 2023

How do I bag a cutie?
Hey cutie! I’d use a large potato sack ;) Though, if you want to “bag a cutie” without ending up with a third-degree felony and...
Feb 23, 2023


How do I ghost someone nicely?
Hi friend! Do you know a certain someone who texts too often? Perhaps they overestimate the intimacy of your relationship with them? We...
Nov 11, 2022


A friend has expressed a romantic interest in me, and over time I have started to feel...
a little in the same way for them. However they seem to be extremely close and flirty with a lot of people and I’m scared to commit. What...
Jun 14, 2022


How to know if a guy likes you or if he's just being super nice?
Dear friend, Thank you for asking the question. There are two main ways to know if a guy likes you. Check to see if he texts you a lot. A...
Jun 14, 2022

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What do I do if the guy who “likes me” is being [annoying] and avoiding me
Hi there! Boys are confusing creatures (no offence to the boys out there). Sometimes they show everything they are thinking on their...
Jun 14, 2022

How do i initiate more physical contact with my boyfriend, i like him a lot but i'm too shy 💀
Hello readers! How are you guys doing today? I hope you’re not feeling too stressed with the year coming towards an end and with all the...
Jun 14, 2022

How to friendzone
Ah yes, friendzoning. Arguably one of the hardest things to do in school without being called a d**k. People often associate friendzoning...
Jun 14, 2022

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I've got a massive crush on [someone] I watched walk during CFS, but it feels like he's super flirty
... with everyone and I have a lot of competition. What do I do??? Hi! Never fear cause letterbox is here! Personally, I am a believer to...
Apr 13, 2022


How do I bag a hottie for prom? <3 xoxo
Dearest client, Ah yes, ‘tis the season of prom! Love is in the air, and students are wracked with nervousness as they put together...
Apr 13, 2022

What should you do if your friend suddenly stopped talking to you?
Hi friend, firstly I would recommend finding out why they stopped talking to you. You can try to send a text or note asking what was the...
Apr 13, 2022

I'm not sure whether I have a crush on this guy or not. I don't feel butterflies around him...
...but I get really excited and happy when he texts me. Hi Readers!! How’s your crush doing?! Or not your crush and just a person whom...
Apr 13, 2022





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